Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The world's most excited seller?

The following description is one I copied directly from an eBay auction for a Tonner doll or dolls. I am obscuring some of the details, because I do not wish to be accused of trying to sabotage this seller’s efforts to sell this/these items.

(Rare accessories) included!!! Sell today!!! Today I am offering the (doll set) never removed from box from FAO Schwarz that is sold out and very rare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Other Dolls) are included....brand new, never displayed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All my items are from a smoke-free pet-free home. If you have any questions just email me. I will be happy to answer any questions. I accept paypal. Insurance included with shipping. If you live outside the US, shipping will be more.

Wow, is THIS seller ever excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can just pick up on the energy of how excited this seller is, and how much they want you to buy their item or items, can’t you??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

Were it not for the price tag, I would be unable to resist such a happy, happy seller, would you!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I think this seller either needs to throttle back on their caffeine consumption, or talk to someone about their stuck exclamation point key!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  1. Blue, you don't find the "bang" attention-getting??!?!?!? I had no idea!!!! I am a huge fan of punctuation, too--now, I'll have to add extras in my messages to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  2. my disclaimer on my auctions say " don't ƒ^¢{ around with me"....
    here it is:

    Please read conditions before bidding.
    Placing a bid means you understand them.
    Always happy to answer questions: Please contact me thru eBay!
    Please do not bid if you do not intend to or are incapable of paying for this item.
    Please make your payment immediately after auction ends.
    Items always ship the first Monday after payment is received.
    REMEMBER - Please leave feedback and I will return the favor...
    when buying and selling on E-bay, we give feedback
    to let others know if we are good or evil E-bay Patrons!!!

  3. Hahahhahhahaha! (the one exclamation mark there is on purpose) LOLs!


  4. I think one ! would have worked just as well. But I can say from personal experience being an Ebay seller, that sometimes when you have just listed your 100th doll and work another full time job, you do get a little overtired and may write some odd descriptions!

  5. *dies laughing*
    It's kind of adorable.



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