Do you need a dolly intervention?

Are you a doll collector who needs intervention? Check out this handy list and see if you qualify...

You know you need an intervention when:

• you spend more at your favorite doll shop than on housing
• your bookshelves don’t have any real-life sized books on them
• your browser homepage is set to a doll-themed website
• more than 75% of your email is doll-related
• trauma ensues when most of your pre-orders fall within the same month
• trauma ensues when you can't find a missing shoe
• you have an email or web address with the word “doll” in it
• your Amazon wish list is only doll-related items
• your neighbors refer to you as “that crazy doll lady”
• your relatives refer to you as “that crazy doll lady”
• nothing cures a headache but a new doll
• you can’t walk past your curio cabinet without playing with your dolls
• you have just a touch of obsessive compulsive disorder
• your favorite initials are B, J and D
• your mail carrier knows you by name and sight (and fears you)
• your UPS and FedEx carriers address you by name (and fear you)
• you spend more than two hours daily checking doll message forums
• you spend at least an hour per week snapping digital photos of your dolls
• you spend 15 minutes or more posing a doll before snapping above photos
• you spend more time on your dolls' hair and outfits than you do your own
• you have accounts on Photobucket, Flickr and/or Mobile Me and upload photos regularly
• you know the difference between MIB and NRFB, and the terms mean something to you
• when other people play with your dolls, you feel disoriented
• nothing else pulls you out of the blues like a new doll
• you break a shopping hiatus pledge within a record time of twenty minutes
• you’re on a first-name basis with your favorite doll dealers
• you refer to your doll dealer as "my dealer"
• you think of your doll dealer as your "dealer"
• you’re not ashamed to leave comments on blogs like this one!